Gadgets for Lazy Cooks
August 25th 2008 23:05
While other food bloggers are working hard to bring you recipes and great cooking tips, I generally seem to fall flat on this site. I've posted 'Wiener Water Soup' and pictures of Luther Burgers, which should tell you my range of gastronomic delight.
Well, it's not my fault. Wait - actually, it is my fault, naturally, but it's against my nature to work hard. I'm lazy.
That's why this fine post on Gizmodo, on gadgets for lazy cooks, was awwwwright with me.
They've got the dealio on fine consumer products, such as Batter Blaster, for spray-on pancakes, and this really odd automatic Smores maker that looks like fake poo with arms. Read the post and you'll see what I mean.
Of course, Gizmodo is a gadget blog, which means they seem to target their posts towards men. I dunno, though. I think women can be interested in gadgets, too. Have you ever seen students using their new iPods? They're down with that in a way that makes me feel dirty for observing them.
Women can be as lazy as men, too. I know a girl that takes off her pants with her socks at the same time, so when she puts them on in the morning, it's a one-step process. Even I remove my socks separately.
So, let's not discriminate. These are gadgets for lazy people, not just dudes.
Though I'm not sure who'd want to buy the bacon-in-a-can....
Well, it's not my fault. Wait - actually, it is my fault, naturally, but it's against my nature to work hard. I'm lazy.
That's why this fine post on Gizmodo, on gadgets for lazy cooks, was awwwwright with me.
They've got the dealio on fine consumer products, such as Batter Blaster, for spray-on pancakes, and this really odd automatic Smores maker that looks like fake poo with arms. Read the post and you'll see what I mean.
Of course, Gizmodo is a gadget blog, which means they seem to target their posts towards men. I dunno, though. I think women can be interested in gadgets, too. Have you ever seen students using their new iPods? They're down with that in a way that makes me feel dirty for observing them.
Women can be as lazy as men, too. I know a girl that takes off her pants with her socks at the same time, so when she puts them on in the morning, it's a one-step process. Even I remove my socks separately.
So, let's not discriminate. These are gadgets for lazy people, not just dudes.
Though I'm not sure who'd want to buy the bacon-in-a-can....
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